homobryce:

Call me at 4am because you’re drunk and miss me

(via l-i-s-s-y)

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

(Source: mormondad2, via wow-yourecool)

hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

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dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via lacedup-t1ght)